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Friday, February 03, 2006

Apologies - no cartoon - sick as a dog...

Sorry guys, was struck down with some odd bug or something, possibly food poisoning - except everyone else who ate the same dinner I did is fine...

I can barely type this message... going back to bed with my uncontrollable shivering and exploding head.

I'll get a cartoon done asap... :)

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12 Comments:

clamnuts said...: I'm telling you Frank, a big bland bowl of cous cous to fill you up, loads of Rubex and a wank in a sleeping bag to sweat it out. Seriously.; 1:04 PM
Donncha said...: Try Citricidal.. it's grapefruit seed extract and a strong antibiotic. Get someone to buy it in one of the health food shops in town. Works wonders!
'Course, you wouldn't want to take more than a few drops in a half cup of water/juice because the stuff is so strong.
Get well soon!

Donncha; 8:00 PM
Unknown said...: My symathies also you so selfish bastard. You´re trying to make me go cold turkey aren´t you? If you you´re looking for me this week I´ll be over at "Wet Miranda". Hmmmm.. health advice?.. Forget citricidal, never injest anything that can rhyme with suicidal.

Try Strychnine.. it´s grapefruit seed extract and a strong antibiotic. Get Biff to buy it in one of the health food shops in town. Works wonders! `Course, you wouldn´t want to take more than a few drops in a half cup of water/juice because the stuff is so strong.
Get well soon!; 8:52 PM
Anonymous said...: You should contact Ed and Brian. When I went down with E-Coli they came around with a film to cheer me up. The Seventh Seal.; 9:08 PM
frankp said...: yhanks guys... still dying, but slowly recovering... my brother brought me something called 'high stability colloidal silver' which is, it seems, silver suspended in water and a killer of viruses.

Thanks for all the advice!; 9:58 PM
Tom Raftery said...: Get well soon - I'm looking forward to a topical cartoon (depicting Mohammed as an asylum seeker, or torching an embassy, or somesuch!).

You know it is the way to fame!; 6:29 PM
Bif said...: Funnily enough, we seem to be getting mentioned in a couple of places as an example of blasphemous cartoons.; 2:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Hope you're feeling better Frank. I have teenage memories of you being ill in west-Cork during one of our escapades at Mike's place. My advice don't use Rubex for wanking. It may feel fresh now but you will go blind.
Allen BDA; 1:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Is that Foley? The Foley who sat beside me in science class??; 9:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Yep Foley,
It is didn't know Bifsniff was merging with Irish School friends! lol
Who dat den?; 1:58 AM
Anonymous said...: The good lookin guy who sat next to you while we dissected worms... Ah the days!; 10:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Malcom swain!!; 10:23 AM

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