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Thursday, February 02, 2006

How do people find us?

Thanks to Bif's heroic efforts, we are currently number 1 (yes first place) for the Google search 'deflowering teens'.

Just thought you should know. The things your stats package puts you onto. Somebody else found us by searching for 'best sex', which is also disturbing, but they must have searched an awfully long time coz I don't see us in the results.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Disappointed there´s no teens, deflowered or otherwise. Still, I got to see Superman´s dick!

6:34 PM  
Bif said...

There's some poor drone in a porn company's marketing department getting a bollocking for that one or, at least, there should be.

7:28 PM  
Bif said...

And only Playboy manages to beat us on Sexiest girl in the world. they must mean you Frank

7:34 PM  
Anonymous said...

Damn that´s another I missed. Sexiest Girl in the World, how could I forget you.. leave Frank alone you bad bastard, he´s suffered enough.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous said...

Myself and my wife have an octopus fetish and found your site. Does anyone else here share our secret passion? If so, come out come out wherever you are. Come out and we can play. Let´s indulge ourselves, you know you deserve it.. imagine the feel of a viscuous, glutinouus, gooey tentacle against your flesh.. the deep-sea amphibious slime oozing between you and your beloved as together you drown in unchartered waters.. your lust finally satiated as you spend yourselves in Neptune´s watery embrace. O God we´re horny now!

10:01 PM  
Lucy said...

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10:17 PM  
Lucy said...

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10:21 PM  
unknown said...

Frank, how did you learn this exactly? I suppose Google contacted you, did they? Pervert.

11:35 PM  
frankp said...

I deleted a few comments above, the octopus one I can live with (and it's somewhat amusing) but the bizarre tangents you went off on after that just really were of no relevance to anything...

12:10 AM  
Unknown said...

Just answer the question, Lolita lover.

(Afraid I agree, ´twas but genius in progress, still you´ve no taste, the octupus lovers were far weaker than Lucy. I was trying to imitate the florid prose of pornography, with it´s overuse of descriptive adjectives, but this isn´t really my natural style. The main cause of failure, however, was a direct result of your own harsh censorship, which frustrated my imagination from properly exploring this curious fetish. I want it known that this was your fault, and not mine. I could develop an octupus fetish with ease if I put my mind to it.)

10:46 AM  
Unknown said...

And let all sensible commentators avoid making statements in purple prose, and for pity´s sake stick to the topic at hand, which is DEFLOWERING TEENS. Now where´s your new cartoon? I feel an urge to make a complaint.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous said...

Hey you guys. Nice site. Just did a google search for 'anuses bleached for cosmetic purposes' and you guys popped up.
The cartoons rock but I don't suppose you might be able to point me in the right direction?

12:28 PM  
ZONNEY said...

What is this side about ? I am from Hamburg, a friend from Cork told me I should check it out !

6:06 PM  
ZONNEY said...

What is this side about ? I am from Hamburg, a friend from Cork told me I should check it out !

6:07 PM  
Bif said...

Who knows? I don't. Have a look around and if you work it out let me know.

6:11 PM  
Zonney said...

Hello !

Can anybody here please tell me where I can find Val Michael Griffin the guy from Cork, the king of the deflowerers ?

I miss him so much

Zonney

8:59 AM  
Bif said...

He's been dethroned and is now wandering the streets of Cork in a haze

5:41 PM  

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