Thursday, December 08, 2005

Because It's Never Too Late To Whore Our T-Shirts And Stuff

Yes, yes, Christmas is coming. Hohoho, jingle bells and all that other guff. Now how about treating your loved/loathed/mildly tolerated ones to a classy piece of BifSniff apparel. We have a Euro shop, for those in the euro zone naturally, and a U.S. dollar shop for the rest of the world. How could you not want to sport a Death and Penguins top or declare to the world you're a Family Butcherer? We've even got something for the ladies (or just plain women if you're using the U.S. shop). We even cater for kids, or juniors if you're in the euro zone. Even the founder and CEO of Spreadshirt himself thinks our designs are cool. Ok, so Frank usually does the sales pitches but I thought I'd mention it, because if you want to get them for Christmas, you'd want to order ASAP. The Euro shop says it wants orders by the 12th and the U.S. shop says the 16th (there might be some sort of express delivery up till the 21st but don't blame if that's wrong - actually blame me if any of this wrong, I'm way too feckless for it to be worth your while). If you want, though Lord only knows why you would, you could send us pictures of you in your BifSniff t-shirt or sweater and we'll throw them up on the site somewhere. As a sidenote, in the vain hope that it's worth mentioning, sexy women can just send us their pictures anyway, no matter what they are or, indeed, aren't wearing.