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Monday, February 06, 2006

Frank Is In Hospital - fecking eejit

Ok, yes still no cartoon. Sorry but that eejit Frank is after getting himself hospitalised. He's now lying around, making doe-eyes at all the nurses, without so much as second thought for his duties to the website. Shocking. And yes I'm serious. Frank's in hospital. Apparently he's ok now, just waiting on some test results, but he might have to stay in for a couple more nights.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Hope you're feeling better soon Frank!; 1:59 PM
Anonymous said...: biff really loves you, he just finds it hard to show his emotions. It´s not because he doesn´t have any, he just has too many to express. So read "my darling boy" instead of "feckin eejit". bif will always love you. always.; 4:20 PM
Bif said...: I'll love him a hell of a lot more once he gets his lazy, invalid arse out of bed and gets back to work.; 4:24 PM
a shemale said...: Has Frank fallen in love with a nurse? Please tell me if there is no future for us. O my God, is it terminal? Am I to be widowed so young? Who will pay for my transformation? Am I destined to end my days as a lonely drama queen with a saggy scrotum and wrinkly knob?; 4:30 PM
Bif said...: In short, yes, probably.; 4:36 PM
a shemale said...: This can´t be.. do you like chicks with dicks, Mister? if you don´t maybe you could help me get rid of it, then we would both be happy!; 4:43 PM
frank´s nurse said...: I´ve just seen his little willy, its disgusting. but at least it´s small. little worm.; 4:46 PM
Bif said...: And now I'm going to have to stop you as you're losing the run of yourself again. Freedom of expression is one thing but if start talking about Frank's bits and bobs, well who knows where it might lead.; 4:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Straight to my boudoir? Í think not. I am dying for an oppertunity to try on my recently acquired nurses uniform but this is neither the time nor the place, and Frank will never be a patient of mine!; 9:34 PM
Anonymous said...: How about a Prophet Mohammed cartoon this friday? Go on, I dare ya!; 9:36 PM

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