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Monday, September 18, 2006

Insane Drinking Imbecile

Funny thing - I went out on the rantan last Saturday week. Met a buddy at half twelve to watch Liverpool play Everton and staggered home some time in the region of two in the morning. Very little memory of any of it but just about everyone I met this weekend remarked on how exceptionally pissed I was. People who I rarely ever talk to were making cracks about it. Now, of course, that's not the funny bit. No, what got me was that alot of these people were surprised because I was pissed - at all. One of the barmaids in Freds said to me she'd never seen me pissed until that night and made some remark about everyone having their limit. Now the fact is I'm kind of fond of a gargle, once in a while like, and all these people have met me, encountered me or served me when I've been a little the worse for wear. Yet they seem completely oblivious to the fact that I might be a little tipsy, so to speak. Which makes me wonder - what sort of gurning, insane imbecile do these people think I am? While we're on the subject, why not warm your cockles with a smooth Bif Sniff or maybe suggest a more appropriate recipe. I've never actually had Swedish Punsch but I'm not a big man for spicy liqueurs - no matter what my brother-in-law tries to contend.

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3 Comments:

Allen said...: One of my own. I give you…
The European Breakfast

Take one beer glass,
Salt rim of the glass.
1 shot of Jameson
1 shot of Jagermeister
1 Can of Red Bull
Tomato Juice
Orange Juice
Crushed Ice (optional)
Throw in a wedge of lemon for pomp.
Add thick slice of black pudding to the rim

Suggestion 1 bucket and 1 can of ‘Dutch Gold’ on the side for emergencies.

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Bif said...: Should really be white pudding. Black pudding can be too crumbly. Other than that, yeah I'll give it a shot. Next time your over, yeah?; 2:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Didn't know you drank at all! We should meet up and have a beer sometime. At least I know my limits!

B.; 4:01 PM

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