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Friday, October 28, 2005

Life's Dead Generous To Frank At Halloween

These funny cartoons are a funny old show. As Frank points out, we've been leaving them all a bit last minute recently. Contrary to what he says though, the main reason today's was so last minute is because I decided we should have a Halloween themed cartoon (that and, maybe, the fact that I got very drunk recently and lost my notebook of ideas). The rest of the Frank's post is utterly true.

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow and I've got about a hundred million things to get done. So all those wonderful things I was going to talk about - life, love and the mysteries of the world - will just have to wait.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

So Many Weird Cats

Stayed up til around five in the morning, drinking whiskey and watching Black Cat, White Cat - a nifty little black comedy directed by Emir Kusturica and written by him and Gordon Mihic. Well worth a watch if you don't mind sub-titles (or even if you do thanks to the presence of Branka Katic). I'm going to have to check out more of their work, if I can.

Had a wee meander around the Free Webcomic Encylopedia. So many webcomics. It's actually kind of weird to see that there are so many I've never even heard of, never mind never even read. I won't, of course, mention the fact that we're not even listed.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

City Into FAI Cup Final

Well, here's an intersting one, courtesy of Digital Strips. DJ Koffman of Yirmumah fame has launched a new blog examining ways of making money from webcomics. The man himself has turned his own webcomic into a successful business, so his opinion's got to count for something. I'll have to set Frank to work reading it now.

Cork City are through to the FAI Cup Final after a hard founght one-nil win over Derry City. George O'Callaghan sank the winner from the penalty spot in the dying minutes of the game. It's only the second time we've reached the final, the last being in 1998, which incidently went to a replay before Derek Coughlan headed home the winning goal. This year we'll face Drogheda United but we don't, as yet, know where.

Friday, October 21, 2005

The Absence Of Dinosaurs

This week's funny cartoon was a tricky beggar to get a hold of. We've had it bobbing around between us for a number of weeks but it never seemed to work. It wasn't until gone nine last night that we finally thrashed out the cartoon as it stands. Which was a relief. For me, at least. As I got to go home, put my feet up, light up a ciggy and crack open a can of Beamish. Frank on the other hand, well I'm sure he'll tell you all about it himself. My favourite part of this particular cartoon, though alot of people probably won't pick up on it, is the implied jealousy of the film towards 'that other film'. Frank, on the other hand, likes where the guy wonders about the absence of dinosaurs. Make of that what you may.

An interesting post, and quite relevant to yesterdays post, popped on Kottke yesterday. It seems Jason received a letter from a reader who is a published author. Meghann Marco had requested that her publisher make her book available through Google Print. They refused and have since issued proceedings against Google. Meghann is understandably annoyed as she saw it as the perfect way to get her book in front of people's eyes, which would surely increase it's profile and increase sales. Which sounds strikingly like straight forward logical thinking. Her publishing company, and a number of others, don't seem to agree. As if to prove her point, I've never heard of the book or the author but it looks exactly like the sort of book I'd be into. However, I've never bought a book in my life without reading at least a couple of pages first. Now, I wonder is there some way I could possibly catch a quick look at it, without asking my local bookshop to order it especially for me.

BlueBlood, the seminal counter-culture erotica 'zine, are selling these fantastic looking hoodies. I'm not a punk or goth but I know a lot of folks who would like one of these (not to mention one or two who'd look really good in one) and I can understand why. Which is odd because you'd think that whole skull thing was done to death by now - so to speak.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Counting Criticism Once More With Feeling

So Frank's gone and installed Statcounter, just to see how it compares. Having had a quick look at it, I can now safely say that I'm going to become obsessed with it. It really does display an astounding amount of detail. Of course, I'll still look in on our Awstats but for more in-depth detail, Statcounter is my new God.

Well, Eric Burns over at Websnark seems to have done a lengthy critique on the nature of criticism. I say 'seems to' because I'm too lazy to read it in it's entirety. What I did read was a complete statement, albeit very eloqently so, of the obvious. But don't think I'm criticising Eric's critique of criticism, I just wonder why people have to argue these points when they're so palpably obvious. Then again, maybe I've missed something.

One of the new contributors over at Digital Strips has done a nifty run-down of the whole Jack Thompson/Penny Arcade affair.

Some big, or relatively big anyway, moves in the webcomic world. Long running Shlock Mercenary has joined Blank Label Comics and Girly has hooked up with Dayfree Press. Both these moves hint that these collectives are looking like the way to move forward in webcomics. Eric over at Websnark has probably written at length on that too. Yup, I knew it.

Cory Doctorow's new novel, Someone Comes To Town, Someone Leaves Town, is now being serialised via RSS. No matter when you subscribe, you'll get the whole novel delivered a couple of chapters at a time. You can even get it on your mobile phone via Winksite.

In related news, Fox have put the kibosh on a Halloween fan adaptation, by non-profit theatre group counterPulse, of the Buffy epsiode 'Once More With Feeling', even though Joss Whedon didn't want them to. There's a really interesting analysis of the affair over at Lawgeek. I think I've probably said this before but these big entertainment groups really would want to start hiring new lawyers. This would have been so patently harmless, and potentially a great boost, to the Buffy brand, that it makes so little sense to come out looking like the bad guys in this manner. It just makes no sense to me.

Now you can get humorous dust-covers to wrap around whatever book your reading.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Creative Punks Korean Extortion Arcade

Well well, well ho, I haven't a notion what I'm going to talk about really. Yesterday, I was going to post up some guff on the fact that the Creative Commons crowd are working with the folks from University College Cork, on porting their licenses to Ireland. However, I couldn't be bothered. It's not that I'm not interested, it's just that I'm not that interested. Besides, the FAI announced yesterday that they weren't renewing Brian Kerr's contract and that's far more interesting. I wasn't very impressed with his reign, tactically he seemed off the pace and he was very conservative, but I'd have reservations about who the boys at Merrion Square might go for. Either way, I think we're looking at a few years in the wilderness while we rebuild and I think the Eircom League needs to play a much bigger part in years to come.

Still, still, there's been much fun and games going on at Penny Arcade. Somewhere along the line, lawyer and computer game critic, Jack Thompson offered to donate 10 grand to charity if some games company developed his idea for a game - something to do with the player killing games company officials. When the game did get developed by some GTA modders, Jack reneged on his offer and, taking the higher ground, Gabe and Tycho donated the money on his behalf - to The Entertainment Software Association Foundation. After that, Jack tried to set the Seattle Police on the 'extortion factory' that is Penny Arcade.

I also found a massive gallery of Punk and New Wave single sleeves and a guy writing an account of his trip to the Arirang Festival in North Korea. He's got some video clips too.

The latest PC Weenies is a gem too.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Congratulations Shane and Anne

Bad hangover today, very sluggish. Everything might seem a little disjointed. First off today's Alien Loves Predator is a classic. Once you're finished there, go take a look at these Album Cover Trainwrecks at Lingo Slinger. Magnificently creepy. I don't know why this fascinates me but this has turned up in our site stats for a couple of months now - a forum for tanning salon owners. Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with it, I'm just really (and irrationally) curious about what our tanning salon owner fan has to say about us. That's about all you're getting out of me today. Oh, except congratulations to Shane and Anne on the birth of their new baby boy, Finn.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Zoinks, It's Frank's Anatomy

This week's, I'm quite reticent to say, is the first of our funny cartoons that actually came to me in a dream. It's bloody odd to wake up, not just remembering the dream (something I'm not prone to doing) but to actually be thinking there's a good cartoon in there. Of course, I can't recall the exact details of the dream anymore but it's probably not nearly as interesting as your imagining it now anyway.

Our copies of Zoinks! Magazine arrived but they were both sent to Frank's gaff and now he's gone on holiday. So as much as I'd like to comment, I can't. Frank has a few good words to say about it though. Boneflake have also lowered the cover price to $1.95 if you subscribe for six issues or $2.30 if you buy a single issue. They're putting alot of effort in to this and I hope it really does take off.

I'm beginning to have serious reservations about Frank.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

My Shallow Depths In 24 Cans

Sometimes I struggle with what to write hear, sometimes it's just obvious. Today is actually my birthday. Pretty much nobody outside my family knows this because, pretty much, I've not mentioned it to anyone. I'm not really a big fan of birthdays, though they are a good source of booze (24 cans of Beamish and a bottle of Powers this year) and I generally prefer to keep them quiet. However, I have long since realised that someone always seems to work it out and they then become one of two things i.e. mystified or offended. So here it is, it's my birthday. Now I've told you, I've told anyone who cares to read it, leave me alone. Thank you very much.

Not sure where I found this little gem but I'm very fond of it. The rest of her stuff is pretty handy too. As is the photography of Lina Solander, who I'll admit I only found because I was quite taken with her DeviantArt profile pic. I deeply suspect, though, that my shallowness has hidden depths because it also lead me to these, frankly, stunning works.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Ok Irish Times

Well, without our noticing, we got a quick mention on The Irish Times website in their list of blogs. Not sure who compiled the list, or even the criteria for it, but, as Frank is quite fond of saying, it's nice to be noticed.

This is the sort of thing I always end up doing on Mondays, so long as everyone has the good sense not to expect me to work.

Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 88% Cute!



Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more
likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 25% on tit-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 37% on ass-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 97% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


I particularly like that I'm either really nice or someone who likes deflowering teens. Couldn't I be both?

Friday, October 07, 2005

Wallace On My Infected Coat-tails

I can already hear the muffled groans at this weeks funny cartoon. Some might call it cheesy but, then maybe, that's just Martin and Brian all over. Really though, I think it looks good and, as Frank mentions, reusing the same characters seems to heighten the joke. Or maybe not, who cares?

Once again Drawn has thrown up a couple of sites of interest. It's hard to work out what I make of the work of Italian artist Laurina Paperina. Very simple and very odd, I do really like her You Are Infected series.

Also there's a slideshow on the New York Times showing some sketches and behind-the-scenes stuff from the new Wallace and Gromit film. Nick Park gives a commentary to go with it. Short but interesting.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Hotel Funny Cartoons With Complimentary Shower Caps

Well, having stayed in two hotels over the weekend (scarily I think it's actually the first time I've ever stayed in a hotel but I could be wrong), I found this piece on Drawn quite interesting. For the launch of the new Volkswagen Fox, Volkswagen invited 21 artists, graphic designers and illustrators to redesign the Park Hotel in Copenhagen. The end product is Hotel Fox. Now the most interesting thing I can think of about the two hotel rooms I stayed in, was that the first one offered it's two shaven-headed occupants a free hairdryer and the second one complimentary shower caps. Oh and the first had some strange religious channel on the telly. Other than that they were pretty bland and non-descript. How there isn't a higher rate of suicide or depression amongst travelling salesmen, I don't know. Now, of course, if we'd been staying here or here or even here, it'd have been a different story altogether.

For anyone who hasn't noticed yet, we've launched a new shop using Spreadshirt. That means we can offer a US store and a Euro store. Now instead of just transferring our funny cartoons onto t-shirts and the such, we're developing designs inspired by them - you know, like with those soundtrack albums that have loads of songs that never actually appeared in the film. Anyway, we'd appreciate your feedback on the designs (and, of course, we'd like you to buy some) and if you have any favourite cartoons you'd like to see inspire a t-shirt, let us know. We're also looking into doing up some Christmas cards this year, so if you're interested in them let us know too.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

300 Double Agents But No Survivors

Right right then - 300 Faces in 30 Days is this very cute little charity fundraiser. The idea is that an artist will draw 300 different faces over the course of 30 days. Then you can go along and buy prints, zines or posters of the images and all the money raised goes to the charity of the artists choice. It's run by MakePeace Media, a not for profit company that raises funds for charities and community driven groups in Australia through a number of innovative funding programs(and yes I lifted that line right from the site).

I found this through Drawn - Agent Double is a new agency representing French and Japanese illustrators/artists. Amongst the many great artists they already have on their books are Ed, Azisaka Koji and Arthur Du Pins. It's all well worth a look if you have some time to kill.

And I'll leave you with my favourite Perry Bible Fellowship strip - No Survivors.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

A Strategic Bible Fellowship

A couple of pretty interesting moves in the webcomics world. First up was Rich Burlew, creator of Order Of The Stick, has announced a strategic alliance with gaming magazine publisher and gaming e-commerce site owners, Paizo Publishing. I know nothing about gaming or how big these magazines they publish are, but it does sound like a match made in heaven for both concerned. From now on Paizo will be handling all of Rich's publishing and merchandising needs. The other interesting one is The Perry Bible Fellowship being picked up by The Guardian. They have a quick interview with Nicholas Gurewitch online, which is interesting if not very illuminating. Anyway, The Perry Bible Fellowship is one of those cartoon strips everyone should have a look at. Whether you like it or not, and it probably isn't something you can be indifferent to, you'll have to admire how he's created an unmistakable style all of his own. It's one of those things that just defies comparison with anything that's gone before - just highly original.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Much Assorted Flat Out Ugliness

I've been away for the weekend. Went on a stag in Galway and Ennis. Pretty much drank solidly for three days. At one stage I found myself standing outside some Galway nightclub, in the early hours of the morning, without the foggiest notion about how to get back to our hotel. Some how, I did though.

Not in the best of conditions right now. Much assorted ugliness happened.

Ed sent me on some reviews of The Lump. Bret McCabe of the Baltimore City Paper called it '...the most flat-out-fucked movie experience you will have in a long, long time." In an email to the Manhattan Short Film Festival organisers, a Sandra Martin of Omaha (wherever that is) called it "...the most highly original and creative film I have ever seen, and, as your publicity stated, one I have not been able to forget!" I even got a mention in one of the reviews.

And the shop is up and running but Frank will tell you more about that.


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